Monday, April 26, 2004

For All You Texans (and Texan Wannabes)

The Washington Post has sent down one of its most pussified correspondents to interview a real, honest-to-Gawd, Tom DeLay, Texas Republican. This Washington panty-waste did his best to besmirch what it means to be a proud citizen of Sugarland, but we showed him the glory of it all. Our hero is one Britton Stein (Hey, cut out the jokes about his name. He can't help it if his mother gave him a fairy's name).

Britton is a Gawd-fearing Texan who describes George W. Bush as "a man, a man's man, a manly man," and Al Gore as "a ranting and raving little whiny baby." His story just brings tears to my eyes.