Life Without DeLay

Nothing prepared me for the news today that Tom DeLay has decided to pull out of the race to keep his congressional seat. I knew the guy was the slimeball of the century and dirty up to his rug, but sleazoids like him always seem to stay the course, like the cockroaches he used to pretend to kill, back when he was the bugman.

Tomorrow's headlines will read that he withdrew to spend more time with his family, to keep them out of the news as his upcoming date with the Texas state court system gets closer. But we all know the real reason; federal prosecutors finally connected all the dots and plan to charge him with failure to act like a human being. Its about time.

The bugman is dead.

Good