Tom DeLay...a Tribute Song

Hey folks…its my long awaited tribute song for Tom DeLay. It is to the tune of Delta Dawn, which if you don’t remember already, should come back to you pretty quickly. Enjoy!

Tom DeLay
Who’s that meeting with you today?
Could it be a lobbyist from Washington?
And did I hear him say
He’d be meeting you here Friday
To take you to his mansion in Russia.

He’s an 11 term congressman
So nobody’d say he’s lazy.
All the folks round Texas
Should know he’s crazy.
Gerrymandering around
With our legislative quotas.
Driving all our Democrats
Up to Oklahoma.

In his younger days
They’d call him exterminator.
But now that he’s pro-life
He’s the Hammer.
Goes around Washington
Full of power and pride
Taking political advantage
Of other people’s lives.

Tom DeLay
Who’s that meting with you today?
Could it be a wealthy friend from TRMPAC?
And did I hear him say
You’d get money by election day
to pay for golfing and a few hookers.

Tom DeLay
Who’s that meeting with you today?
Could it be your wife and daughter, for their cash?
Up to now you’ve gotten away
But one day you’re gonna pay
And millions of us who hate you will just laugh.