Tom DeLay’s Nightmare

to the tune of Fins by Jimmy Buffett,
special request of bhblogger,
my one and only fan

He came from Sugarland
After years of swatting bugs.
Looking for some soft money
Hoped to cover it with rugs.

Now he lives full time in Georgetown
And he’s buddies with Jack Abramoff.
They hang out together in Russia,
England, and Scotland playing golf.

Can’t you feel ‘em circling, Tommyboy
Can’t you feel ‘em schooling around.
You got Dems to the Left, no friends on the Right
And you’re the biggest shit in town.
You ho’
You ho’
You got Dems on the Left, no friends on the Right
And your ass is going down!

Saving up a lot of PAC money
Wants to control the vote.
Maybe hijack the land with his re-districting plan
Somewhere down Austin, Texas way.

But the money’s dried up this season
As his misdeeds became known.
Violations climb high as the months go by
He’s getting hate-mail by the ton.

Can’t you feel ‘em circling, Tommy
Can’t you feel ‘em schooling around.
You got Dems to the Left, no friends on the Right
And you’re the biggest prick in town.

Sailed off to the Marianas
On a three day honeymoon.
Looking for some greasy pockets
Hoped to get paid-off soon.

But now he feels like a pariah
Cuz the DA’s close at hand.
Just behind the cheat are some legal briefs
And no one will give him a hand.

Can’t you feel ‘em circling Tommyboy
Can’t you see ‘em schooling around.
You got Dems on the Left, no friends on the Right
And you’re the biggest dick in town.
You got Dems to the Left, no friends on the right
And you’re ass is going down!