23 psalm, GOP style

This comes from Jesus' General, comments section, written by democommie

23rd Psalm:

The Bush is my Sheperd,
I shall not want to know the truth.
He maketh me to swallow his lies.
He leadeth me into deep shit.
He selleth his soul and mine.
He leadeth me to the dead-end of self-righteousness
for his ego's sake.

Yea, though CNN walks me through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil, for we are clueless.
The Karl and thy Staff comfort me.
Thou preparest a fable before and makes me many enemies.
Thou annointest my dead with oil,
Halliburton's cup cost-runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall elude me all the days of my life.
And I will dwell in the house of cards until it tumbles down.


As a bonus to this stolen post, here is a link to another one. Read what Driftglass has to say about the conservative mindset.